Eat the rich

This week I witnessed a new low for television. L was watching MTV teenage cribs. Apparently this is a show that is similar to MTV cribs where rock and pop stars proudly displayed their incredibly tacky house and display proof that when you have an enormous amount of money you tend to lose your taste and decency. Golden toilets, Sasquatch skin rugs, Starbucks coffee machines in you kitchen. My personal favourite or the item that left me in disbelief the most was Missy Elliott's chair made of fish tanks. I couldn't find a picture of it but if you have two fish tanks just put a chair in the middle and you can successfully replicate the effect.

Teenage MTV cribs however hits an all new low. Basically it is the spoilt children of rich people who have fitted out home cinemas for their children, have spas and beauty treatment centres in their basements and hot tubs in their arses. My socialist heart bled fire when I saw the spoilt brats showing us around his bedroom which was twice the size of my house. I defy any sane perosn to watch this and not wish violence on those starring. One lad from Texas showed us his 'awesome' truck collection and his trophy heads of stags that he had killed. "This one was my first" he beamed proudly whilst standing under a mounted head he had hilariously dressed up in sunglasses and wacky hat. Where's an AK47 when you need one?