Eat the rich

This week I witnessed a new low for television. L was watching MTV teenage cribs. Apparently this is a show that is similar to MTV cribs where rock and pop stars proudly displayed their incredibly tacky house and display proof that when you have an enormous amount of money you tend to lose your taste and decency. Golden toilets, Sasquatch skin rugs, Starbucks coffee machines in you kitchen. My personal favourite or the item that left me in disbelief the most was Missy Elliott's chair made of fish tanks. I couldn't find a picture of it but if you have two fish tanks just put a chair in the middle and you can successfully replicate the effect.

Teenage MTV cribs however hits an all new low. Basically it is the spoilt children of rich people who have fitted out home cinemas for their children, have spas and beauty treatment centres in their basements and hot tubs in their arses. My socialist heart bled fire when I saw the spoilt brats showing us around his bedroom which was twice the size of my house. I defy any sane perosn to watch this and not wish violence on those starring. One lad from Texas showed us his 'awesome' truck collection and his trophy heads of stags that he had killed. "This one was my first" he beamed proudly whilst standing under a mounted head he had hilariously dressed up in sunglasses and wacky hat. Where's an AK47 when you need one?

Ruiner

I think I have just found out who the last cylon is in Battlestar Galactica due to some twat putting it in the header of his post. Its been aired in America on Friday and we get to see it Tuesday but now I know. Thanks  a fucking bunch, you know it was some teenage american twat in his bedroom thinking that he could ruin something people have been watching for 5 years. Jay and Silent Bob had the right idea spending all their money tracking these people down and beating them up, even the priest. I won't put in my post who I think it was but I'll download it and watch it tonight so that Shelley gets to find out the way we were meant to.

Baby your my light

On the way into work today I saw the headline of the Daily Mail about a revolt about old style light bulbs. Now I do make a point of not reading the Mail, it brings me out in a a rash and I tend to get annoyed but the headline intrigued me and like a kid with a toothache I couldn't help but waggle it with my tongue.

"Revolt! Robbed of their right to buy traditional light bulbs, millions are clearing shelves of last supplies "

...read the headline, after a little reading it is about the phasing out of conventional light bulbs in favour of CFL(compact fluorescent light bulbs) fair enough I think, they use about 7 times less energy than standard. Yes they are a little more expensive but the cost will come down as more people buy them and they cost less in the long run. As I read on though it is only 100w bulbs that are affected . 100W! who uses them? I thought they only had them on sun beds. But what about our dimmers? the cry of the Mail readership cry. You can't use CFL's on dimmers, heres your answer, change the switch or just put a lower wattage bulb you fucking cretin.

It must be a slow news day at the Mail today, I personally can't think of anything else more newsworthy going on. Can anyone?...Gaza? Israel bombing schools? ....does it affect middle England? no. The readership of the Daily Mail will not be interested.

It is my hope one day to create a weapon that is word based and I shall place an ad in the Daily Mail, in one swoop we can be rid of the vast majority of right wing winging wankers in the country.

WHAT ABOUT OUR DIMMERS?

PS the Mail are giving away 25000 100W bulbs if you need one for your sunbed. If your interested that equates to around 1075 tonnes of CO2 emissions. Well done the Daily Mail.