Riding into work this morning, gagging for a drink I reached down for my water bottle and took a swig. as I rested the bottle on the handlebars I noticed something on the bottle, on closer inspection it looked a bit like dog-shit. Oh no I thought, I've had dog shit near my mouth, I'll catch that disease that's associated with dog-shit. I can't remember what it its called but its dodgy. I looked again and had a bit of a sniff. No, it doesn't smell like dog-shit, its something else, not sure what though. At least it's not dog-shit I thought.
I pulled up at the bike shed in the car park and the rest of the slug fell off the bottom of my bike, I preferred the thought of a slug to dog-shit. You can't catch that disease of a slug.
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