Maggot Brain

I have recently discovered speak your'e branes, a blog that monitors real life comments on the BBC's have your say message board. when they put this bullshit on the news I am the first to switch off as I want to watch the news not listen to white van man. The makers of this blog however have taken the rambling, idiotic, bigotted and bad grammar filled comments of the general public and turned it into an entertainment art form. The real posts are hilarious and scary at the same time. Do take time out though to visit the twat-a-tron, a piece of software that randomly generates a 'have your say' comment with brilliant accuracy. Some don't work but when they do, they really hit the spot. My favourite so far has been:

Added: Thursday, 5 March, 2009, 13:26 GMT

Aw diddums. everyone knows enviro-marxist do-gooders are always complaining. Mark my words chop their hand's off, see how they like it.

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Although this is a close second:

Is this what the BBC licence tax gets spent on??. I read that communists are stealing my cartax because they are buildnig an EU superstate. The only soluiton is to bunr them alive. Next we'll have pedofiles teaching our kids to swim!

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If you want read it straight from the horses mouth the BBC site is here, although be warned it will taint your faith in humanity.